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Open the bag, really saw a weapon lying on the inside. Zhoufang out a look, and it was as usual, it was a wooden, don't know whether the next step to play chicken?（打開揹包，果然看見一把武器躺在裡邊。周方拿出來一看，果然是老規矩，果然是木劍，不知道下一步是不是打雞？）
【木劍】（黑鐵•最下品）
攻擊：2~4
要求：戰士
……
然後看看屬性，周方意念召喚屬性面板，TM還真出來了——
【血戰八方】（人類劍士）
職業等級：未轉正
等級：0
血量：133
攻擊：4~6
防禦：1~1
暴擊率：0.21%
暴擊傷害：100%
抗暴：0.11%
閃避率：0.11%
秒回血：0
秒回藍：0
幸運：0
聲望：0
……
周方沉吟一聲，心想：血量與攻擊必然因爲我的身體素質而增長了，也不知道基礎是多少。算了，不想這些了，屬性高就沒煩惱！
Zhoufang closure panel, looked around carefully, Zhou Fangcai found that Lao tze nima actually was born in a tree!（周方關閉面板，仔細打量周圍，周方才發現，老子尼瑪竟然出生在樹上！）
周方想：But it is also a commanding heights。周方看着周圍，已經心裡有數，這裡三面環海，中間與北邊是森林，西邊有一個湖泊，東邊是一座高山，高不見頂。而南邊則是草原，通往未知的遠方。
周方滑下樹，站在了地面上，小草隨着周方造成的風擺動了一下，又歸於平靜。周方不由得嘖嘖稱奇，這也太逼真了，是《天殺》所比擬不上的。
周方打開大地圖，想確定一下自己的位置，可頓時一頭黑線，地圖上全是迷霧，代表未探索過的區域，而周方的小點則在中國版圖的最東南處，再往後就是海。
周方只好關閉了大地圖，朝着草原走去。周方覺得，相對於高山、樹林兩個地圖，草原的刷怪率會大一些。
Sure enough，周方走了幾分鐘後，一道身影呼地閃過，速度快到了讓周方的眼睛都難以捕捉的程度，一眨眼，只剩下了搖晃的草叢。
周方拔出木劍，Is the rabbit……
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爲了不讓大家太悶，編了幾個笑話給大家樂呵樂呵：
1, the first emperor did not half entrepreneurship and spend the budget.
2, today the wife scolded by old father-in-law, the in the mind is very cool! Too much for me to get some happiness.
3, ten years ago, I was in high school, my daily allowance is five yuan, I bought her four yuan milk or bread, steamed stuffed bun to eat one yuan, ten years later she is my wife, my pocket money is five dollars per day, the everyone say, where social progress?
4, playing the game is really super happy today, the last time so happy, or playing the game yesterday.
5, lived for so many years, the nearly 10000 bed, yet still failed to get accustomed to the action.
6, I because of the short colleagues laughed I didn't go to sell baked wheat cake, first don't understand what meaning, afterwards just know, are they wish I can find a beautiful wife. This is a have a love of the world!
7, also happy can't buy, otherwise I would have to buy pants. Also good sad can't sell, otherwise I'm rich now.
8, never people say to me, this shows a man I've been unrequited love.
中文：
1、先帝創業未半而花光預算。
2、今天老婆被老丈人給罵了，心裡好爽啊！有人替我出氣太幸福了。
3、十年前，我上高中，我每天的零花錢是五元，我給她買四元錢的牛奶或麪包，自己吃一元錢的包子，十年後她是我老婆，我的零花錢還是每天五元，大夥說說，社會哪裡進步了？
4、今天打遊戲真的超級開心，上一次這麼開心，還是昨天打遊戲的時候。
5、活了這麼多年，起了差不多1萬次牀，至今還是沒能習慣這個動作。
6、本人因爲個子矮所以同事都嘲笑我怎麼不去賣燒餅，剛開始不懂什麼意思，後來才知道，原來他們是祝福我能找個漂亮的老婆。真是個有愛的世界！
7、還好快樂沒法買，不然我早就買到傾家蕩產。還好悲傷沒法賣，不然我現在富可敵國了。
8、從來沒人對我表白過，這說明一個我一直被人暗戀着。